a crazy life of a dallas girl

I am a Texas girl who watches far too much TV, lusts after fashion trends and enjoys drinking a beer with close friends.

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Let’s get vacation started! To Seattle I go for #bumbershoot !! (at Dallas/Fort Worth International Airport)

Before & after the #alsicebucketchallenge . I tag @melisball @kenkaufuga @klglass The video is on Facebook!

#nofiltershow #austin #trinity @myharto @gracehelbig @mametown @chestersee woooooo the line for the bar is short when you’re in the 2% of people old enough to drink!!!! (at Paramount Theatre)

Look what was waiting for me when I got home!! #mdk @myharto #mydrunkkitchen #book #youtube #slay

definitelynotemily:

More Drunk Kitchen posters? More Drunk Kitchen posters!

If you don’t love Hannah Hart you’re wrong.

comedycentral:

[@kumailn]

I can tell that Kumail is in pain and that makes me even more sad but at the same time, what a wonderful story.

Lake floatin! (at Hideaway Lake Club House)

adhp:

Nobody parties like New Orleans parties — except maybe Adam Devine.

Adam Devine’s House Party takes over The Big Easy for its second season, and once again things get a little out of hand. The show features a mix of scripted scenes and stand-up, including sets from some of Adam’s favorites like Kristen Schaal, Kurt Braunohler, Ian Karmel, Nikki Glaser and more.

The party starts with a special premiere episode Tuesday, September 9 at 10:30/9:30c before moving to its regular late-night slot on Thursdays at 12:30a/11:30c after @midnight.

You’re invited. Start pre-gaming now

I WAS THERE! 

(via comedycentral)